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Three Jokes

March 13th, 2012 admin No comments

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts, Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?
The man below says: Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.
You must work in Information Technology says the balloonist.
I do replies the man. How did you know?
Well says the balloonist, Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.
The man below says, You must be a manager in business.
I do replies the balloonist, but how did you know?
Well, says the man, You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help.
You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car.
He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH.
He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up.
The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm.
He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs.
He asked the farmer What’s up with these chickens?
The farmer said Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.
The man asked him how they tasted.
The farmer said Don’t know, haven’t caught one yet.

A physicist, a theoretical economist and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn’t really exist) in a closed room with the lights off:
The physicist gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital.
The theoretical economist is unable to catch the black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room,
but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy.
The econometrician walks securely into the darkened room, spend one hour looking for the black cat
that doesn’t exits and shouts from inside the room that he has it catched by the neck.

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